Chocolate Massacre

Women love chocolate.  With one exception.  In 12 days I am going on a quickie Poker cruise the last one I was on  I partied hard late into the night, I then crawled into my bed as not to wake up my bunk mates.  In the morning I screamed looking at my bed then grabbing  my neck for some kind answer to the question “who stabbed me in the night” why? OMG the sheets had what appeared to be old blood high up on the pillow area. Duh, these luxurious cruises place a chocolate on your pillow before you retire, I fell asleep and melted that damn  Ghirardelli chocolate square. Mystery solved. 


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8 thoughts on “Chocolate Massacre

  1. Bobbi Jo says:

    I just about fell out of my chair laughing. Made me smile, and I needed this morning. Still under the weather, but finally feeling a little better. Thanks for the smile.


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