


The long standing joke within my family. ” When the rapture comes we are headed to Utah” Why? “Cuz that’s where all the food is at”. If you ever moved a Mormon family you will understand.
The Spirit
Say a little prayer for me.
When I was a single digit midget my brother and I often said the following prayer. “Now I lay me down to sleep a bag of twinkies by my feet If I should die before I wake I ask you Lord my Soul to Take”. Now there are snow flurries here in Elgin Illinois and we are out driving and I am still praying. A fellow driver ran us to store then invited us to his home 9 people and 2 Rottweilers later I realize the kindness of others make laborious days seem trite

Cheeswizconsin
Didn’t spend enough time here to get any kind of pulse of Wisconsin. At the fuel pump now is chance to hop out and grab a drink or use the ladies room. The driver said “did you see that whole island of cheese? I didn’t I in robot mode I did not compute. Then we laughed because I said a line at some bar in Wisconsin would go like this “I wanna fondle you and the driver says fondue you? “What”
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